Norbert Vollertsen Flies More Gads

Today, reports that North Korean refugees had again rushed into the German School in Beijing could mean only one thing–Norbert Vollertsen strikes again, preemptively embarrassing all those (you know who you are, South Korea and China) who sought to cut a deal with Pyongyang and sell the North Korean people out. My suspicions were confirmed in an e-mail a few hours later:

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Following the German example of reunification, German institutions in Beijing will be the main target for further operations. We will try to create a diplomatic standoff during the coming days. The North Korean refugees – the 7th party – will talk about human rights.

Maybe Dr. Vollertsen can donate some testosterone or spinal tissue to our State Department.