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Random Predictions: Commie rat bastards will fail to knock down MacArthur on 9/11, but because it’s 9/11, just showing up will be enough to piss of the entire United States and insure that no U.S. president will ever get congressional backing to send the military to defend Korea. Soon afterward, Hwang Woo-Suk will be nudged aside by American rookie Apolo Ohno in a highly controversial Nobel Prize upset. South Korea will print a commemorative stamp of Tung-Do, known as “Alcatraz” to Americans.

From there, things will go downhill.