Hillary Clinton’s Death-Glare Renders African Student Permanently Impotent

OK, so Hillary Clinton has had a few stumbles in her diplomatic outreach to old enemies (it’s probably for the best anyway). Maybe this would be a good time to clear the palate with a gauzy “public diplomacy” photo op in some backward place where the natives will show deference to Her Majesty:

Whooooa — he stands corrected! I think that poor fellow’s voice rose a whole octave.

I wonder what has the Secretary so sensitive about her position and relevance this week.