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Lanny Davis Impersonates KCNA, Beclowns Self

So intricately forked is Lanny’s tongue that he’s apparently capable of performing analingus on three subjects at the same time:

The release of the two journalists by the North Koreans on Tuesday night D.C. time was the result of a tour-de-force, trifecta combination of the three most talented and truly great political leaders of our times — Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton; her husband, former President Bill Clinton; and President Barack Obama.  [Lanny Davis, The Hill]

He forgot to mention Obama’s ten holes-in-one the first time he played golf, Hillary’s power to paralyze her quarry with her icy stare, or Bill’s supernatural ability to deposit the DNA of political enemies on the clothing of otherwise inconsequential women.

What a tool.

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  1. That’s over the top even for Lanny Davis. He sounds more like the KCNA than the KCNA. Seriously. The only thing missing from his adoration is the honorific titles for his gods.

    Let me help.

    The release of the two journalists by the North Koreans on Tuesday night D.C. time was the result of a tour-de-force, trifecta combination of the three most talented and truly great political leaders of our times — Great Mother and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton; her husband, Lodestar of the West Bill Clinton; and Our Great Father Generalissimo Barack Obama, leader of the Worldwide Socialist Revolution.

  3. I had to read that twice. Tool, I’m afraid, doesn’t cover what a moron this Lanny Davis is.
    I believe the kudos for Clinton, his shrewish wife and Obama the perpetual narcissist will die down when it is discovered what was given to North Korea in exchange for this publicity stunt.

  4. There’s a kind of symmetry to this which is interesting. The tactics of the North are fairly transparent to anyone who follows them for any length of time, but they remain effective, just as Hollywood keeps making the same movie over and over.

    The results for NK:

    1. A show of force for the regime, to impress the common people with their international stature, despite a lack of significant progress in other areas.

    2. A show of personal power, and personality over substance.

    3. To contribute to a heightened emotional state which will obscure factual discourse.

    4. To flatter the egos of a few key people on the opposite side and get them to give extra concessions on the basis of “trust” and their own inflated sense of self-worth.

    For Clinton:

    See 1-3 above.

    That’s a bit harsh, but this type of emotional buildup and release is a longstanding tactic of the North.

  9. Clinton has connections , but he is just officially a private citizen with sway.

    That’s mendacious diplomatic gobbledygook. You way be willing to believe that, but can you seriously suggest that the North Koreans would after months of negotiations in which they turned away lesser dignitaries?

    Ex-presidents represent the United States in all sorts of ceremonial functions abroad, and that takes on a particular significance with countries with which we have no established diplomatic relations. Are you going to try to tell me that Jimmy Carter’s disastrous visit in 1994 wasn’t at WJC’s behest? Does it mean nothing that WJC is the husband of the sitting Secretary of State? And while I have no basis to suggest that the Clintons’ relationship extends to the romantic or the physical — so let no one suggest that the innuendo began here — they are most definitely political partners. He was, after all, her presidential campaign’s most prominent albatross. Deny if you will that he speaks for Obama, whom he probably wouldn’t hesitate to stab in the back, but you can’t deny that he represents his “wife.”

  10. Yes his wife, he owes it to her. But to suggest that the President was behind orchestrating this event officially gets murky. Bill would have gone with or without BO’s blessings.