Lanny Davis Impersonates KCNA, Beclowns Self

So intricately forked is Lanny’s tongue that he’s apparently capable of performing analingus on three subjects at the same time:

The release of the two journalists by the North Koreans on Tuesday night D.C. time was the result of a tour-de-force, trifecta combination of the three most talented and truly great political leaders of our times — Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton; her husband, former President Bill Clinton; and President Barack Obama.  [Lanny Davis, The Hill]

He forgot to mention Obama’s ten holes-in-one the first time he played golf, Hillary’s power to paralyze her quarry with her icy stare, or Bill’s supernatural ability to deposit the DNA of political enemies on the clothing of otherwise inconsequential women.

What a tool.