Marital aids in communist countries are much like the toilet paper…
I already did: “While touring the dildo factory, Kim Jong-il remarked how textures and sizes had indeed evolved since he was a young man sexually manipulating the housekeeping staff.”
It wasn’t my proudest moment.
Our dear leader inspects an ear of corn grown with ‘our style of communism’ that can provide a family for a week.
I think the guy directly behind KJI knows exactly where that cob should be inserted 🙂
New Propaganda Slogan: “CORN IS COMMUNISM.”
“Who eats this &*^$? By the way, has my shipment of Hennessy got here yet or what?”
Our dear leader inspects an ear of corn grown with ‘our style of communism’ that can provide a family for a week.
LOL! Its true!
“People eat this shit?”
“Six hours from now, I’ll see it again in his Depends.”
“I will call him… Mini-Me”
Not a caption, but a comment…
I can’t tell for sure, but it looks like the corn is feed corn fed to cattle. If so, you wouldn’t want to try it because it’s really dry & hard (then again, this is a land without much food? or maybe this is what corn meal is made from?).
Thinking about it a bit more, sweet corn that we eat at the table is picked in the summer, but feed corn I’m pretty sure is harvested in the fall, ie, when shriveling dear leaders wear fur hats so they don’t catch cold.
North Korea (AP) – Dear Leader personnally inspects the entirety of the 2009 North Korean corn production at a working visit. Said the Dear Leader: “once again the hard-working masses have toiled to the limits of human endurance for a successful crop season so that I and my entourage can dine on some fine cream corn soup this afternoon. Yum”
“I have to stick it where to prove my divinity to you people?”
Marital aids in communist countries are much like the toilet paper…
I already did: “While touring the dildo factory, Kim Jong-il remarked how textures and sizes had indeed evolved since he was a young man sexually manipulating the housekeeping staff.”
It wasn’t my proudest moment.
Our dear leader inspects an ear of corn grown with ‘our style of communism’ that can provide a family for a week.
I think the guy directly behind KJI knows exactly where that cob should be inserted 🙂
New Propaganda Slogan: “CORN IS COMMUNISM.”
“Who eats this &*^$? By the way, has my shipment of Hennessy got here yet or what?”
Our dear leader inspects an ear of corn grown with ‘our style of communism’ that can provide a family for a week.
LOL! Its true!
“People eat this shit?”
“Six hours from now, I’ll see it again in his Depends.”
“I will call him… Mini-Me”
Not a caption, but a comment…
I can’t tell for sure, but it looks like the corn is feed corn fed to cattle. If so, you wouldn’t want to try it because it’s really dry & hard (then again, this is a land without much food? or maybe this is what corn meal is made from?).
Thinking about it a bit more, sweet corn that we eat at the table is picked in the summer, but feed corn I’m pretty sure is harvested in the fall, ie, when shriveling dear leaders wear fur hats so they don’t catch cold.
North Korea (AP) – Dear Leader personnally inspects the entirety of the 2009 North Korean corn production at a working visit. Said the Dear Leader: “once again the hard-working masses have toiled to the limits of human endurance for a successful crop season so that I and my entourage can dine on some fine cream corn soup this afternoon. Yum”
“I have to stick it where to prove my divinity to you people?”
I vote for Jack.