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North Korea Issues Even More Demands!

. . . Kim Jong-Il, today announced that unless the United States meets his demands he would turn his own country into a “lake of fire” using those weapons.

The demands include a non-aggression treaty with the United States, an end to economic sanctions and a massive influx of tobacco, alcohol and DVDs of newly-released Hollywood movies.

U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said, “the Security Council will seriously consider the DPRK’s grievances and vote soon on a resolution condemning U.S. saber rattling.”

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