The Going-Out-of-Business Summit
I’ve had the better part of a day to wonder what good can come of an eleventh-hour lame-duck summit between Roh Moo Hyun and Kim Jong Il, and one possibility finally did occur to me. When Roh returns to Seoul, a DNA swab of his chin will guarantee us a positive ID of Kim Jong Il’s disfigured corpse once it is recovered from some shallow grave or lamppost. Don’t laugh. He supposedly keeps a few doubles, and how long were...