This Is All We Need
Pennsylvania Republican Representative Curt Weldon is headed for Pyongyang again–that is, unless Condi Rice stops him again. Tension builds as statesmen everywhere wonder: “Can Curt Weldon find the key to Kim Jong Il’s soul, so that we can all get back to making money again?” Maybe Kim will show Curt his collection of companions of “utmost beauty and intelligence,” or they could toast each other with some Hennessy. You know, those things count as extraordinary diplomatic progress, because they build...